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  • ellierose101:

    striderkid:

    dokidoki-artichokee:

    hamburgurl:

    1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

    THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

    VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

    I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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    ruinedchildhood:

    "nah it works just don’t touch it"

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    1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

    dashingyounghero:

    hipsterinatardis:

    Don’t leak nudes

    Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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    fvming:

    I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

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    rnushroom:

    waiting for someone to text back like

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