Ashley~ New Jersey~ feel free to talk to me.

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    • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
    • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

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    oomshi:

    catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

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    illkim:

    Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

    Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

    image

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    ugly:

    sebastian-cock:

    My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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    amerlcanapparel:

    google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

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    bagellie:

    benefits of being friends with me

    • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
    • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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    icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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